When you get a girl to buy you a car, clothes, watches, pay for your tuition, and get sex...then you can proclaim yourself a pimp.

*I'm* a pimp...a retired one, but a pimp all the same.
Big Calhoun Reviewed by Big Calhoun on . pimpin aint easy girl #1 - i kid with her.she is attractive,smart,funny,tough and is cool except when we fight.things get real ugly.she got a b.a. in criminal justice and gets paid good. girl # 2 -1 kid with her.big breasts.blonde hair very easygoing does whatever i say.gets paid ok but has her own place. girl # 3- no kids.this one is short and cute and is in love with an owl. likes bowling and doing corny shit but if fine so who cares. Rating: 5