pimpin aint easy

[friendowl]

girl #1 - i kid with her.she is attractive,smart,funny,tough and is cool
except when we fight.things get real ugly.she got a b.a. in
criminal justice and gets paid good.

girl # 2 -1 kid with her.big breasts.blonde hair very easygoing does
whatever i say.gets paid ok but has her own place.

girl # 3- no kids.this one is short and cute and is in love with an owl.
likes bowling and doing corny shit but if fine so who cares.
works for mercedes dealer and get good cash.

girl # 4- no kids by me.is older than me and all we do is fuck.she gets
welfare and ssi for her cash.always home and is loyal as a
german shepard.she cooks hot home food for me and has
the coolest attitude ever.

girl # 5 - this girl hates girl # 1 with a passion so she sucks my dick
to get even.cool for me.


im tired of fucking around.i need a permanent vacation

friendowl Reviewed by friendowl on 03-14-2006. pimpin aint easy girl #1 - i kid with her.she is attractive,smart,funny,tough and is cool except when we fight.things get real ugly.she got a b.a. in criminal justice and gets paid good. girl # 2 -1 kid with her.big breasts.blonde hair very easygoing does whatever i say.gets paid ok but has her own place. girl # 3- no kids.this one is short and cute and is in love with an owl. likes bowling and doing corny shit but if fine so who cares. Rating: 5

[justinsane]

fiendowl has discovered the american dream

[AndrewLIKESbud]

WOW! You must have a lot of energy for so many women, plus kids, plus work. How do you do it? You aren't ready to settle down? Why not?

[friendowl]

thats what i used to think too justin
but now a days i feel its getting to be
more bad than good.
i only want my kids to be happy.
i am never really happy anymore
i just do what i gotta do to make
it thru the night.

[d00d989]

friendowl, as a favor, ill start having sex with your wives for you

that way you can spend more time with your kids, everyones happy

[Not Enough Herb]

wow

thumbs up to the pimp

sounds like hard work, ill stick to one woman for now

later

[gin4dub]

I guess the grass is always greener on the other side. Anyways, be easy and keep it pimpin, pimpin.

[BiG WiCkEd]

Ive alwayz said, pimpin aint easy but somebody gotta do it!

I'd go for #4 bro come on now, sharpen up ur skills...
Fuckin nonstop..cooks bomb food...only problem I would see is if she's talks like a muthafucka, otherwise she seems perfect..

[Skink]

Go with the cook and turn the other ones on to lesbianism...

[CaptainDankNuggets]

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