I drink alcohol and I smoke weed. I would much rather my child smoke than drink. When you drink, you always wanna go driving or get in costa rican knife fights. When you smoke weed, all you wanna do is watch tv and giggle at funny words. So I think, what I'm trying to say here, is I am FUCKED UP.

P.S. This is would the alphabet would look like if the letters Q and R were deleted.