Im pretty sure i have whatever this is, i thought i was going insane for a while, and occasionally i'll hear voices when im alone (like stuff people said that day or in the past) and i get really paranoid when im stoned, i always think my house is haunted and there is some evil spirit that doesnt like me in my kitchen (this might be true).

I think im god. I always think in terms of conspiricy against me and i wonder if its really just an illusion because i hear people talking shit behind my back and they never confront me even when i ask them about it. I always misinterpret things like when im in a group of people. People steal from me alot even though im an extremly nice person, id give you the shirt off of my back if you asked me to.