If I could choose how I'd die...

[TakeFlight]

Here's how I imagine my death:

I'm about 90 years old. I roll about 20 joints and put on my personal jetpack (by then everybody will have one). I fire up the first joint and lift off. I use my futuristic laser beam gun to start a shootout with the robopigs. A high-speed jetpack chase ensues as I continue to smoke the spliffs. Then I board a spaceship at a predetermined location. On board the spaceship are lots of hot bisexual female sexbots and lots and lots of assorted drugs. The sexbots get really freaky on me and on each other as I continue the shootout and do all sorts of drugs. Then our spaceship plunges into the sun, and hopefully the robocops follow us.

rock on

TakeFlight Reviewed by TakeFlight on 03-13-2006. If I could choose how I'd die... If Jah let me choose how I would die, I'd sure know. Please Jah, inspire me to save up tiny bits of every kind of weed I ever buy and conserve it properly and healthily. When I'm around 80 years old or so and feel my time has come, I'll take it all out of the fridge and roll the most hugantic ubercocktail of weed and hash. I'll die with happiness, probably. And later the cannabis sativa will start to grow on my grave. How would you die? :P Rating: 5

[UnViaje]

damn takeflight, did someone touch you as a child? i think only gardenknowm can give you the special attention you need

[TakeFlight]

damn takeflight, did someone touch you as a child? i think only gardenknowm can give you the special attention you need

lol

[Kryzco]

Id wanna die fighting a wheelchair ninja, then a nazi, then a pots and pans robot, and finally getting eaten by a dinosaur..
Thats a dream

lmfao

and if that doesn't work go for plan b :thumbsup:

[HiddenBeauty]

Stoned and next to a speaker at a rock concert

[psychocat]

With a smoking gun in my hand.

[Swizzy89304]

Or riding a Cheetah like in Harold and Kumar. Man that would be fuckin fun.

[go toke up]

id smoke a 54 pound blunt that will be a mile long and smoke myself to death.