HOW CAN CHISME COME 2 THE U.S OF A?

[chisme]

Oh yeah and you suggest actually doin' it in the Sea/Ocean!

Its challenging beyond belief enough, in a swimming pool.

To suggest you TWO, average weed heads could don your SPEEDOS and Baywatch all the way to France is the sort of stuff you piss yourself at!

i dont get it anyway stroke stroke stroke i bang for at least an hour and a half pure with out taking a breather so would it be so hard just to stroke my arms for a bit longer? then have my little inflatable dingy thing for half way blunt maybee have a wank in 3sheets ear while he sleeps and take a picture then set swimming again

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

yeah thats what i mean like ''GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!'' lol but when your far out i gottas try to keep calm...one time i thought i could feel something crawl up my leg...when i swam all they way back i had a baby crap resting with my ballsack......yes it scared the living shit out of me and i havent done muhc swimming since.

OMG a crab giving you pleasure... not good man haha... but at least you didn't know about it until you got back otherwise you'd have been worried as hell all the way back

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

i dont get it anyway stroke stroke stroke i bang for at least an hour and a half pure with out taking a breather so would it be so hard just to stroke my arms for a bit longer? then have my little inflatable dingy thing for half way blunt maybee have a wank in 3sheets ear while he sleeps and take a picture then set swimming again

LOL!!! fuck you.. fuck you right in the earhole! haha! ...

Maybe style my hair with it! euww.

[LOVElife]

lol he said some one has done it in 2 hours not we will do it in two hours and who the fuck r u to jedge us as unfit? u dont even know us. banging on ooo ive done aspire swim challenge.....bruv if u can swim u can swim its about endurance and technique. u dont know i might train everyday but ur predjudges . listen i think i could do it....... its not up to you to start saying oo no u cant ive got aspire challange i know more about i kneow u. ........ive look at a map and think i can do it so whats your big fucking problem?




ps. speedo's?? where the fuck r u from mate?

You're a fuckin' dinlow mate, one minute you making a thread that you're gonna top yourself, next you're setting up an gekko website, then you're fuckin Mitch Buccanan! hahaha

I was saying that I have swam the 22 miles and it is fuckin' hard, and it wouldn't happen in the sea.

Get a job, instead of dreaming!

[3rdEyeVision]

Im pretty sure someone swam from Victoria BC to the US, I dunno why i rememberd that but thats a far fucking swim

[chisme]

You're a fuckin' dinlow mate, one minute you making a thread that you're gonna top yourself, next you're setting up an gekko website, then you're fuckin Mitch Buccanan! hahaha

I was saying that I have swam the 22 miles and it is fuckin' hard, and it wouldn't happen in the sea.

Get a job, instead of dreaming!

yeah? i dont get the funnny point here so i made a website?????/ and then later on in the week i got badly despressed????? so what does that not happen? is that against reality of life? people get depressed bruv everyday people like shop owners, website makers ,animators,writers,craftsman, everyone gets down at some point and i dont know neuither do i care who the fck mitch buccanan is .....


I was saying that I have swam the 22 miles and it is fuckin' hard, and it wouldn't happen in the sea.

= it has happend fool.



oh i forgot by your rules if im depressed one day it means i cant do anything else ever? im not allowed to create a website? im allowd to smile ever because one day of the past week i was depressed?

grow up




also DINLOW did u not notice all the post saying get a speed boat most the way then swim a mile from the coast??? fucking read the posts u dumbass b4 u set about flaming sumone.

[HiddenBeauty]

You could make some wings and fly over but dont go to near the sun.

[BUZz UK]

steal a boat...i've done it before, it's piss...for some reason people don't think to secure their boats...i live in Norfolk, hence the Norfolk Broads, loads of rivers and bodies of water, lakes and stuff..and loads of boats

[iliketosmokeweed]

At the risk of sounding stupid , why not try easyjet ? Criminal convictions wont stop you getting in most countries apart from america . People that swim the channel train for years for it , and are followed the whole way by a small flotila of ships , which might bring some unwanted attention to your scheme .