HOW CAN CHISME COME 2 THE U.S OF A?

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

how far is amster damn? could i swim if i like rolled a phat one and smoke it in 2mins then jumped out a speed boat halfway?

like is it really far? i know this will sound stupid but im serious would it be possible?

I swam for years for a proper club, so I'll swim with you... just look at it on a map, people swim to France in like 2 hours, so I'm guessing you should just see how much further away it is!