HOW CAN CHISME COME 2 THE U.S OF A?

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

yeah thats what i mean like ''GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!'' lol but when your far out i gottas try to keep calm...one time i thought i could feel something crawl up my leg...when i swam all they way back i had a baby crap resting with my ballsack......yes it scared the living shit out of me and i havent done muhc swimming since.

OMG a crab giving you pleasure... not good man haha... but at least you didn't know about it until you got back otherwise you'd have been worried as hell all the way back