HOW CAN CHISME COME 2 THE U.S OF A?

[LOVElife]

Oh ok punk, maybe not 2 hours then lol... but like I bet I could swim that far... others have done it and so will I if you come watch me!

I have done the Aspire Swim Challenge mate which IS 22 MILES in a pool over a certain period. And FAR FAR FAR greater than 2 hours!

You actually suggested though mate. . . .

1408 Lengths of a 25metre pool in 2 hours........

Hold up that . . . . thinking to myself

704 in an hour......... OH MY, THAT SOUNDS TOUGH!. . . .Lets think about this for a moment it could happen. . . .

oh actually it couldnt. . .

Equalling a WOPPING 11.7 Lengths per minute!


YOU PEOPLE CRACK ME UP! PIPE DREAMS

LOVElife Reviewed by LOVElife on 03-12-2006. HOW CAN CHISME COME 2 THE U.S OF A? So i wanna come to america .... i dont know why i just wanna come and spread my skunk...is there a way i coudl basicly walk to the ocean get a ferry to a beach in u.s.a and walk up the beach???? i mean woudl that be possible? say if i hired a speed boat (heaven knows how ill get that cash) and speed my way to usa would i just b able to drive up to the beach and walk on? Rating: 5

[LOVElife]

Oh yeah and you suggest actually doin' it in the Sea/Ocean!

Its challenging beyond belief enough, in a swimming pool.

To suggest you TWO, average weed heads could don your SPEEDOS and Baywatch all the way to France is the sort of stuff you piss yourself at!

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I used to swim.. for 7 years, 4 times a week for a proper club man, I could give it a good fuckin' try! I'm tellin' ya, one day I'ma prove you wrong

[briman]

i cant go abroad or get a green card due to my convictions and all but hey the weed is gd here so i dont care:rasta: chisme just buy some decent bud and forget all about it

[chisme]

lol sorry what swim the english channel??!

bruv on a really clear day with binoculars u can se over it so i think we could handle that.


plus when i smoke i really get into things one time i was at the beach in little hampton and i smoked a blunts and got the need to swim and ended up like fucking far i was scared to shit when i realised howfar i had gone. u know when u hear the deeeena......deeeeeena..deeeeeena of the jaws theme and i wanna get out asap but lol i was so far out i nearly had a panic attack

[high as a pie]

a rubber dinghi is always a winner

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

lol sorry what swim the english channel??!

bruv on a really clear day with binoculars u can se over it so i think we could handle that.


plus when i smoke i really get into things one time i was at the beach in little hampton and i smoked a blunts and got the need to swim and ended up like fucking far i was scared to shit when i realised howfar i had gone. u know when u hear the deeeena......deeeeeena..deeeeeena of the jaws theme and i wanna get out asap but lol i was so far out i nearly had a panic attack

Thinking about all those jellyfish and general fish that are swimming about you and stuff when far out in the sea always makes me think and run to shore lol.

[chisme]

I have done the Aspire Swim Challenge mate which IS 22 MILES in a pool over a certain period. And FAR FAR FAR greater than 2 hours!

You actually suggested though mate. . . .

1408 Lengths of a 25metre pool in 2 hours........

Hold up that . . . . thinking to myself

704 in an hour......... OH MY, THAT SOUNDS TOUGH!. . . .Lets think about this for a moment it could happen. . . .

oh actually it couldnt. . .

Equalling a WOPPING 11.7 Lengths per minute!


YOU PEOPLE CRACK ME UP! PIPE DREAMS

lol he said some one has done it in 2 hours not we will do it in two hours and who the fuck r u to jedge us as unfit? u dont even know us. banging on ooo ive done aspire swim challenge.....bruv if u can swim u can swim its about endurance and technique. u dont know i might train everyday but ur predjudges . listen i think i could do it....... its not up to you to start saying oo no u cant ive got aspire challange i know more about i kneow u. ........ive look at a map and think i can do it so whats your big fucking problem?




ps. speedo's?? where the fuck r u from mate?

[chisme]

also ide strap a little self inflating raft to my back so i could pitch tent and blaze a blunt half way....so put that in YOUR pipe and smoke it

[chisme]

Thinking about all those jellyfish and general fish that are swimming about you and stuff when far out in the sea always makes me think and run to shore lol.

yeah thats what i mean like ''GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!'' lol but when your far out i gottas try to keep calm...one time i thought i could feel something crawl up my leg...when i swam all they way back i had a baby crap resting with my ballsack......yes it scared the living shit out of me and i havent done muhc swimming since.