Why do they call them pain pills? Shouldn't they be called pain killing pills or something like that? Cuz a pain pill should put you in excruciating pain. I don't know what use that would be, but I wanna see the commercials for Kevorkian Brand Pain Pills...


*guy walks in to bathroom* "Man, I haven't been feeling enough pain lately. *reaches in to bathroom cabinet and grabs a box of pills with a Hell design and Kevorkian in big bold letters on the front, pops two of these pills, which are red and cube shaped* Ahhh...gotta love that painful cube shape."

*30 minutes to an hour later* "OH GOD PLEASE HELP ME!? WHY, GOD, WHY!? WHY DID YOU ALLOW THEM TO MAKE THESE FUCKING PILLS" *camera pans to show him writhing with pain on the ground*

"Side effects may include: nausea, vomiting, anal bleeding, dry mouth, scratchy throat, severe enlightenment and/or self urination. Go down to your local drugstore to buy Kevorkian Brand Pain Pills today!"
P.E.N.G.U.I.N. Reviewed by P.E.N.G.U.I.N. on . Pain pills. Why do they call them pain pills? Shouldn't they be called pain killing pills or something like that? Cuz a pain pill should put you in excruciating pain. I don't know what use that would be, but I wanna see the commercials for Kevorkian Brand Pain Pills... *guy walks in to bathroom* "Man, I haven't been feeling enough pain lately. *reaches in to bathroom cabinet and grabs a box of pills with a Hell design and Kevorkian in big bold letters on the front, pops two of these pills, which are Rating: 5