Bloody inbeciles at AOL.. a funny, heartwarming read.

[rastabill89]

Lol my dad figured out it was an indian guy when he saw the name.

lol oh ok....your dad reads the fourms?

rastabill89 Reviewed by rastabill89 on 03-13-2006. Bloody inbeciles at AOL.. a funny, heartwarming read. We have had problems with our phone line ever since we joined AOL Talk last month... a lot of premium rate numbers being dialled, and its not by us. Here is a transcript of my conversation that is ongoing with someone at AOL Live Help (as our phone is not working). This shows that it is not in fact monkeys or chimpanzees that work at AOL... it is, in fact, goats. 15:31:26 AOL UK Support Connecting to server. Please wait... 15:31:26 AOL UK Support Connected to AOL Live Help server. Rating: 5

[eddievanzant]

Maybe you have an active X autodialer. AAHHH!!!

[Swizzy89304]

lol oh ok....your dad reads the fourms?

Sometimes. Tried to get baked with him before, but hes not interested
I think I might make him a surprise birthday cake in July when he turns... er... 50 something.

[Oneironaut]

You know what really pisses me off about AOL? They've started to put those fucking Above The Influence ads on AIM. GAAAAH!

[chisme]

aol is pathetic like darkone says its basicly a comercial virus its makes u use some shitty webbrowser like aol broswer and new comp user doint know how to change back default internet explorer..the thing with aol is when i get anything from them wehter it be a service package or a demo disk it fills your computer with tons iof shit...they track your pages...openly


they hire idiot and yes i beleive that fguy really said that its like

we cant call bt or aol because the phone u gave us doesnt work.
''sir you need to call bt''
but your phone doesnt work so i cant call anyone
''all calls or just mobile and international?''
all calls
''the u need to call aol sir''
how can i when the phone dotn work?
''mmmm when u phone bt ask them''
wot but i cant cal bt cos your phone dotn work?
'''mmm maybee ask aol costomer line?''
and how do i conact them?
''phone''
but your hpone dont work?



lol yeag i get it they r thick as pig shit.....also everyone i kow with aol broadband never get full download speed they were advertised and it takes like 5 atempts to get loged in under your broadband user name.....isnt that a point of broadband>? no connection time wait? i dont think aol have heard of false advertising.

[chisme]

eddie may be right aswell make sure a popup has not downloaded a auto dilaler from a xxxx website the sometimes do it without u noticing if u click start and find new icons on your start menu that i ddint have previously one may be dialing a connecion to premium rate service when u dont know about it

[king kong bong]

and they be like a as in apple. b as in boy. c as in cock.

[Swizzy89304]

Chisme, did a full scan of the system (the automatic scans only scan the 'surface' of the computer) and it found something like 32 adware/spyware thingymajics, and one XXX dialer.
Lol King Kong Bong, where are all your quotes from? I know the Mark Twain one, I was watching The Devils Rejects stoned and when the dude said that line it reminded me of you.
Can I suck on your bong, KKB?

[eddievanzant]

I knew it! It's the dreaded autodialer! AAAHHHH!!!!!

[chisme]

lol so you got it sorted then?


but even so aol should refund u all the charges as u did not intentionaly make the call.....play on the fact as the isp they should have provided you with the firewall.UPDATED enough to dis-allow outgoin connections to another number. they r in the wrong because their include ''firewall anit-virus'' obviously is not worth the cheap paper tis printed on. aol can suck my ass i am never using aol because why do they call it america online when no one there speaks american? false advertising again? and as for the hidden files im sure if u keep the files in a non contagable safe folder then you could take up a private lawsuit with aol for downloading unwatned adverts and images to your hardrive......in other words sue them for hacking you because its twhat they do!