Bloody inbeciles at AOL.. a funny, heartwarming read.

[stonerneedsrealweed]

Then we have to sit on the phone for an hour, before a Tech-Support goat decides to activate our account again.

i think you mean chimpanze or monkey i used to have aol but tried to cancel they said we will give you 30 days free again you can call back and cancel NO QUESTIONS ASKED well we call back and they say why u wiutting assholes online.. i say its crap they dont ever want to let you cancel it is internet bondage........................................... ......................i think that aol needs to be perm shut down

like you said swizzy my computer crashed several times our credit card number was on the aol service and there was always some thing ordered on our credit card and shit i had to pay 200 dollars to get my computer fixed at a pc shop ....................




so yeha aol is bondage to internet users

[stonerneedsrealweed]

That's the funniest fucking thing I've read in a long time! 'Could be because I'm baked.....

no its funny and i havend ever baked

[stonerneedsrealweed]

AOL is the spawn of Evil, you should all know this already...

Why else would they fire off free trial disks like condoms?

Because they know people have been annoyed with AOL for years..

and now it comes pre loaded in all computers these days!!! if i ever bought a new computer i would have to wipe it out and reinstall the os to get rid of the aol before i booted up i get an aol disk n my mail every 2 months and give it to my dogs as a frisbee its fukin fun


and they make great coasters

[king kong bong]

Ha, yeah, you fuckin need it with AOL aswell!
Our accounts have been hacked into a few times in the past (we have norton antivirus, antispam, firewall, PG2 and a anti-spyware thingymajic that scans the PC progressively. And our email accounts have still been hacked into, and several thousand spam emails sent out before AOL got their asses together and decided to ban us.
Then we have to sit on the phone for an hour, before a Tech-Support goat decides to activate our account again.

swizzy that pic you posted says it all. thats all who works there, indians. i can't understand what they're saying. one time i had to keep hanging up until i got a american who i could understand.

[Swizzy89304]

KKBong, u actually got an American on the phone? The only American Ive ever talked to on the AOL phone line is the one who leaves the prerecorded messages, and even shes a bitch to understand.

[rastabill89]

what the hell kinda name is Nalnikant

[Swizzy89304]

what the hell kinda name is Nalnikant

Lol my dad figured out it was an indian guy when he saw the name.

[Ze w33d Farm3r]

Lol GAY-O-L i hate that company

Soon as i got broadband everythingstarted to go wrong with our phone line...everythn...

Called tech support and guess what they said?

Please hold whike we re-direct you to India Costumer Service?

wtf, u cnt understand what their saying half the time because of their poor english! lol

funny days...annoying as hell more like it!

[Jennifer K]

I made the mistake of signing up with aol, just to get online while waiting for my dsl package to arrive, and now I can't get rid of it. Pisses me off. They said I could cancel anytime, I cancelled and deleted and it still won't go away! Stay away from aol! :stoned:

[Ze w33d Farm3r]

to properly get rid off all those nasty hidden files that aol plant in ur comp i believe you have to comb through your registry files and delete the key files...i had an old friend who was a comp wiz helping me ou with that...but it works!