i saw a dead guy on the way home, after scoring up and smokin some, it was my birthday too... and i was proper stoned, but still rung 999 and the pigs turned up, and the paramedics, they clearly knew i was stoned but they were cool about it, after all, i just found a dead guy in an alley on my birthday...

his family sent me a card to say thanks and stuff, but he died before getting to hospital....