Hurry up.

How did you cut your finger, like, not paying attention or something? You have to be careful around that shit man. A guy at work yesterday was using a tablesaw as well, and dumbass didn't use a pushstick, and looks away as he's working. Cut off the tip of his thumb. He was running around, "ah, ah! Get me the first aid, the phone, and some paper towel." I could see his bone and shit. Sounds sick, but it was funny, in a stupid way.