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[yoda]

i went to school with a girl named caressa johnson

there was an asian girl at my middle school, her name was chiu ngo, but it was pronounced chew, so her name was like a fast food joint. chew n go

[LIP]

there was a girl whose second name is FREAK when I used to go to school!!

Also there was a Prat (another english word for fool)
a DAvid Duddles, jus sounds funny (an he was a spitting image of KEith chegwin, we called im cheggers )

KEITH CHEGWIN!!!! LOL.

[EckyThump]

How ugly wer he when he wer young lol... not thats he's changed much.

[The Colonel]

there was a guy on the man show a few years ago named Jack Hoff

[misspotn]

My Jr. High principal's name as it appeared on his desk placard thingy:

Mr. P. Enos

Many, many good jokes...