crystal dick

[sneakinandsmokin]

Samir Dehoney? LMAO!!

[Eshelmen]

what about from heavy weights...

seemor butts or whatever
baha

[Eshelmen]

Your Mama's so fat.

How fat is she?

Your mama is so fat her cholesterol is dangerously high and she is at risk of developing diabetes

btw i heard that on the show Yo momma

did you get it from there haha

[SensiRide]

There was a girl in this area named Pocahontas a few years back

[jonny]

I know a whole family of "Hoare" -and yes, it IS pronounced WHORE

[MaryJaneScott]

http://www.utahhomes.com/AgentOffice...ersonnelID=550

[Samwhore]

i go to school with a girl named crystal neth

[lagstronaut]

I wonder what Mr. and Mrs. Hoare were thinking when they named their daughterâ?¦

http://www.ottawahomes.net/bio.html

http://www.utahhomes.com/AgentOffice...ersonnelID=550

AHAHAHAH


how do you find these?!

[The Colonel]

I call like hundreds of people every day cause im a telemarketer, we get some funny names. i love it when i get someone with the last name of cox, hello can i please speak with crystie cox? hehe ive seen every name even some of those tricky ones like jack hoff etc

I actually know a girl named kristy cox. they had a guy on the man show a few years ago named jack hoff.

[fikusroot]

The crystal dick is being filled
A thousand girls, a thousand thrills
A million ways to spend your time
When we get back, I'll drop a line