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03-10-2006, 05:47 PM #7
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The reason why women live longer than men
First off, we don't pull as many bone-head stunts. Second, we cry. Have you ever paid attention to your tears? Sometimes they feel oily, sometimes they burn as the go down your face, sometimes they are cold... the chemical make up of tears varies. What is different in your tears are the stress hormones (nasty little chemicals made when we're overstressed) that your body makes. Tear ducts act as a filter and removes the stress hormones and dumps them into your tears. Stress hormones are bad for your body. Women are wise enough to remove these hormones by crying (now you know why she loves "chick flicks") and by dumping these poisons our bodies make, we live longer. So dudes, watch that sob story movie with your gal and don't be afraid of the tears--you'll live longer. Also, a lot of gals love a "sensitive man".
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