The reason why women live longer than men

[buddymyfriend]

What, guys don't cry? Women don't pull bonehead stunts? You should watch the news more and get your head out of your rear. Some women are just as boneheaded as men, and some women cry as much as some men. Women aren't perfect angels you know, but neither are men.

Ya beat me to the punch bro! Amen!!

[Oneironaut]

The real answer, unsurprisingly enough, is much more complex than that. Here's the scientific answer for anybody interested: http://www.madsci.org/posts/archives...7951.Me.r.html

[bonsaiguy]

It's the old Rodney Dangerfield gag...why do married men die before thier wives?...because they want to.

badump bump!!

[t3chyo]

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, to bad he has never cried.

jokes are only funny if they make sense...at least for me:thumbsup:

[eddievanzant]

This is so important I feel the need to put it in bold.
Considering how much time women waste putting on make up, crying, putting on more make up, and spending 2 hours a week watching some gay chick flick, I would live more of a life if I live to be 60 than a woman who might live to be 65. I would rather have higher stress levels and die younger than outlive my friends and shit in my pants.

[Kokujin X]

Tears being the secrete to an extra couple years? Yeah right, It may help relieve stress AT BEST. It aint gonna make you live longer...
One of the main reasons women live longer is simple because of fat. Fat on men generally stores around the abdomen, around most vital organs. Fat on women however, tends to go to the thighs, butt and whatnot. Places that don't really matter when it comes to health.

[Tmar.aLL.DaYmar]

women live longer because they dont nag other women to death.

[Breukelen advocaat]

women live longer because they dont nag other women to death.

Now THAT'S the best answer we've heard here yet!!!!:dance:

[hunny]

lol

[smokenthegoodstuff]

ok i saw this and studied real hard look where i circled with red... what the fuck is that guy doing there. that looks out of place !!! scary :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: