The reason why women live longer than men

[yoda]

It's the old Rodney Dangerfield gag...why do married men die before thier wives?...because they want to.

badump bump!!

lol, i was gonna say that

yoda Reviewed by yoda on 05-31-2006. The reason why women live longer than men LoL :p Peace Y'all Buddy Rating: 5

[TheLion]

Love it.

[Wesley Pipes]

the reason men will survive the apocalypse and women won't!!.... :dance:

[The Grim Reefer]

the reason men will survive the apocalypse and women won't!!.... :dance:

LOL! It's so true. :thumbsup:

[paperlunatic]

First off, we don't pull as many bone-head stunts. Second, we cry. Have you ever paid attention to your tears? Sometimes they feel oily, sometimes they burn as the go down your face, sometimes they are cold... the chemical make up of tears varies. What is different in your tears are the stress hormones (nasty little chemicals made when we're overstressed) that your body makes. Tear ducts act as a filter and removes the stress hormones and dumps them into your tears. Stress hormones are bad for your body. Women are wise enough to remove these hormones by crying (now you know why she loves "chick flicks") and by dumping these poisons our bodies make, we live longer. So dudes, watch that sob story movie with your gal and don't be afraid of the tears--you'll live longer. Also, a lot of gals love a "sensitive man".

who are you talking to?

your saying ALL guys dont cry??

thats pretty sexist of you.

hmm

i bet she punches guys in the dick to make them cry.

try that for stress

[paperlunatic]

Motor vehicle accidents are the
most common cause of death for males in this age group, followed by
homicide, suicide, cancer and drowning. Interestingly, a surge in male
mortality has been observed in other primates at a similar stage in life

well im not going to make it bold font, but do you see the word suicide on that list?? yes.
thats because women drive men nuts.

because the only REAL 'sensetive' men, (like me)
are totaly nuts!
they're such nervous wrecks that women dont even look for us.

half of us arent even seen in public! or sometimes in mental homes!
BECAUSE THATS WHERE THE SENSITIVES GUYS ARE.

lol. being harsh but its true.