on your person is best if you dont give a shit. drop a bag in your shampoo bottle. i have smuggled in peanut butter jars. If you want to get real creative melt the peanut butter with low heat in a seperate pot. wash the peanut butter container clean, pour alittle on the bottom, let dry, drop in your item, fill with peanut butter and place in the freezer to dry. put your finger in it after it is dry to get a flavor taste and ward off suspition of why it was opened then cover and pack with some other food and a dirty magizine to distract them. I once got pulled over by my secert house by the border and my licence and car where registered to a different state. i was asked to get out of the car and into the front seat of the cruiser for a interigation by the statie. i was like o I am on my way to canada to get some pussy, did you know that postitution is legal up there. I hear that for twenty bucks you get a blow job and a lap dance. i got that pigs face so red with uncomfortable feelings that he let me go in thirty seconds. I think I sparked a joint as I drove away.

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