the peanut butter thing was a joke, I have gotten x and weed on planes before, you gotta have balls man, and make sure nothing will set the metal detector off, if you think your clear then you can put it in your pocket, tape it to you somewhere or UP THE BUTTTTTT!!!!! I used to put my pills in chapstick containers, you wear down the chapstick, take the thing off, stick the pills in and put the chap part back over it and into my pocket