Man, I'm NOT afraid ta show ANYONE my naked body. Not that I will, as all the stuff I read here indicates I'll get my ass kicked off.
I have the HUGEST piercing that people had ta tell me ta stop showing off at parties.
Now, like the next guy, I like naked breasts (small ones w/tiny nipples, fer the record), but there are MILLIONS of porn sites out there, so I'm not gonna bust my ballls in here TRYING to confince someone to show me some skin.

Ladies, I love you a lot, but I lust you even more...

PLUR