Quote Originally Posted by hellomandude
Ok I'm still hyped and shit so I'm gonna tell yall some fucked up shit that happened last night. Everything was going normally, me and the dudes got together at my pad and chipped down like $5 bucks each to go and buy a dub, but it was mad freezing outside so we sent one dude out, he was supposed to cop the dub and come rite back... anyway 20 minutes later he come runnin' in the door with a mark on his face like he got beat and immeadtialy is like "Yo this motherfuckin grown man just tried to rob me." Apparently the story went something like this: He was walkin' down the block after copping the bud and this dude bumps into him not saying excuse me or whatever so neither does he. He's in like the middle of the block when he hears runnin' behind him and before he can turn around this grown ass man puts him in a headlock and says "I'm police, come with me I'ma take you to the van and search you" but my dude knew this guy was bullshittin so he broke free and starting yellin' mad bullshit back, then the dude tries to pull out a switchblade on my man. "I should cut you," he said. That's when my friend decided to book it. Anyway he's out of breath panting and shit all worked up, so we decide to gather up some people and try to catch this motherfucker. We got like 14 heads and walked to the block where it happened... most of us stayed behind 2 went thru to see if they could spot him and if he was there's we'd nab him... anyway they come runnin' back and my friend has doubts fora second but then my other friend describes the outfit of the dude he saw that he thought was the guy who robbed him, and my dude who got robbed was like oh shit, that's definitely him then. Anyway he was kinda pissed and wanted his revenge, so he decieded to go thru dolo into the deli where we thought we saw the guy. 10 seconds pass we hear mad comotion all run up in the store, I had a glass paperweight in my pocket and my other friend had a bat. Anyway my man, who's 15, is fucking knockin the shit out of this grown ass man, funniest shit you ever saw, it ended up with the dude who must have been like 38 on the ground ASKIN for mercy haha so this guys homie takes his coat off and says if all yall dont get outta here I'ma have to start knockin you motherfuckers out so my friends like "do something then you fuckin bitch" haha and he just charges at my friend but he dodges, the dude falls onto a fucking ice cream machine, and i clock him as hard as I can with the paperweight. His ass was knocked out and the indian deli dude was like "call 911, call 911, get out of the store you niggers! you niggers!" hahahaha so we fuckin BOOK IT back to my place, smoke an L and crash. Whoo. Crazy shit
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