Drug test on the 18th, HAVE to pass

[da5mikeY]

I was thinking though, do you really think if I got some moderately warm water and just added yellow dye, which people have suggested, would that pass? My dad's pretty oblivious but my mom would be the douche bag to notice.

[KronicKilla]

i smoked 2 weeks ago, had a test yesterday and i failed...had another one 2day drank like a gallon of water and passed...just remember take the midstream piss menaing piss for about 3 secs b4 u piss in the cup...at home are a snap to pass

[da5mikeY]

thank you, I appreciate it, so...just drink like a gallon of water and then mainstream it, and I'll be sure to pass it?

[da5mikeY]

I really hope that you guys aren't bullshitting me, because if I don't pass it I'll be fucking screwed. No liscense and my mom's telling all my friend's parents, wow I'll be fucked.

[lcon109]

This is the exact test I used for myself when I recently had to take a pre-employment test. The one thing about that test is that your parents can send the rest of the 'sample' to the lab and in about a week get a laboratory reading.

I failed my first, second and third after not smoking at all for over 3 weeks. I didn't try diluting because I was trying to avoid using a synthetic if at all possible... but I ended up using Quick Fix anyway.

I would think that if the First Check comes up negative.. they might not take bother to send it to the lab. I guess you'd be better to determine if your parents would be the type to do that.

And, just because I'm a mom... don't call your mom a douche bag. Whether you like it or not, she cares about you and is probably worried to death that you have a lifetime of drugs and end up dead some day.

[da5mikeY]

yeah, you can send it in
and yes my parents would be the kind to send it to the lab
so I was going to this weekend, but I can't get any anyway, and the test is next Saturday so I figure I can wait until then and it will all be out, and I'll just drink a shitload of water before I go to bed the night before because the first time they were going to do it, I just admitted it so I didn't have to take it, but they gave it to me in the morning
haha I was kidding, don't worry

[goofyboots]

just work out a lot, especially if your thinner. THC stores in fat cells, so just work out a lot and flush the toxins out and you will be fine. And try to drink a lot of fluids, like you were already sayin.

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[the image reaper]

lol in 2 weeks if you dont smoke untill then you will be ok man. i know a kid on probation who smokes the day before a piss test and passes with flying colors. if he can do that then youll be fine. especially if its an at home test. if your really worried just drink a lot of water the day of and the day before and you will be chill. no worries mate.

VERY, VERY Bad advice .....

[da5mikeY]

yeah, haha I smoked last night but it was real low grade shit and I didn't even get high, so I think I'll be fine. I had 3 vicodin though and 3/4s a can of beer and I was fucked.

[da5mikeY]

I'll be sure to give an update on the 18th if I passed or not :O