when all of a sudden a giant angry kangaroo comes running out in front of the car and eats the kangaroo that was originally attacking me. The giant kangaroo comes to me and tells me that he wants to eat my ass. I tell the giant homosexual kangaroo that I am a pussy lover and wouldn't really want a kangaroo to eat my ass. The kangaroo got pissed but luckily there was a .50 caliber D-Eagle under the seat and I blasted that motherfucka's head out the zip code... Out of nowhere 50 hot bitches came to suck mad dick. Heaven had obviously come.....
tilt Reviewed by tilt on . Wake and bake.... .... a monday that I dont have to do anything buts sit around in my cold town home. I am just sitting here thinging what shall I do next? Rating: 5