Wake and bake....

[tilt]

when all of a sudden a giant angry kangaroo comes running out in front of the car and eats the kangaroo that was originally attacking me. The giant kangaroo comes to me and tells me that he wants to eat my ass. I tell the giant homosexual kangaroo that I am a pussy lover and wouldn't really want a kangaroo to eat my ass. The kangaroo got pissed but luckily there was a .50 caliber D-Eagle under the seat and I blasted that motherfucka's head out the zip code... Out of nowhere 50 hot bitches came to suck mad dick. Heaven had obviously come.....

[PureEvil760]

so i was like wait..first line up in a strait line like fuckin army line up so they did and i just ran down the line with my hand in the air and slapped them all..counted the slaps and surprisingly it was exactly 50 i was like damn that was a good guess so i was like yo just start having an orgy but i left cause my mom took care of that shit earlier went to swim with the sharks, it was beautiful until...

[tblueyes]

Someone threw some fish heads and guts into the water making the sharks go crazy and get even more hungry. I start swimming like faster then anyone has ever swam before to get to the boat at the top of the water and as I'm swimming for it a shark starts to charge me. At the very last second I roled to the side and the shark just missed me. I was now only a few feet from the top of the water and oh so close to the boat....

[PureEvil760]

my fingertips were just about touching this guy's while i was reaching for him to get onto the boat almost...there...and then the biggest mother fuckin shark that i ever saw in my entire life just fuckin jumped up into the air and ate the whole boat in one swoop. i was kinda stunned at the size of the shark but i snapped out of it when i realized i was holding a piece of the mans severed arm "hey a wedding ring".."wonder how much weed i could get for this" just then a sound came rumbling from a distance...

[tblueyes]

It was Godzila coming up from the depths of the ocean! He saw the huge shark and wanted some good sushie for supper...

[da5mikeY]

So he took the shark, ate it, and then went to the bottom of the ocean, to find his stash of dro that was growing quite nicely I might add...

[sbskico1]

when he arrives at the bottom........

[sick ed sam]

...he realises that everything's gone,but something has been left behind.....

[rhinoblanco]

after eating all that trippy jiz that bubba shot in my face, i was zoning out all over the place, and as i stumbled out of the lair after smoking all of godzillas weed, i realized i left behind my wallet......

[sbskico1]

so I turned around and...........