problem with the world today

[DrGonzo]

so some of you may have noticed how I was in a particularily good mood Friday afternoon. this was because my dealer had told me of his new shipment of fine, fine marijuana, and had told me that some of it was for me. This was all well and good, except that he wanted to deliver it to me in a parking lot. I was okay with this, in fact I have done so several times before; besides the fact that I've been buying from this guy for abouta year and a half now, so I trust him.

He drove up, with two of his buddies in the car. I gave him my money ($200 for an ounce, same as always), and he gave me a black plastic garbage bag wrapped around a Tim Horton's paper bag, folded shut. He cautioned me not to crush it, as it was 'bone-dry'. I stood up and started to open the bag, and he actually spun his tires in an effort to leave in a hurry.

I thought, "maybe he has other deliveries to make". then I opened the bag, and found 3 large thistle heads poking out at me.

Since then, I haven't been able to get in touch with this guy...I don't live in town anymore, so I can't just drop by his place. What I want to know is, why would he rip off a regular customer? one who has never done him wrong, who knows where he lives, and knows that his drug dealing habits are a secret from his parents, whose basement he lives in?

DrGonzo Reviewed by DrGonzo on 08-23-2004. problem with the world today so some of you may have noticed how I was in a particularily good mood Friday afternoon. this was because my dealer had told me of his new shipment of fine, fine marijuana, and had told me that some of it was for me. This was all well and good, except that he wanted to deliver it to me in a parking lot. I was okay with this, in fact I have done so several times before; besides the fact that I've been buying from this guy for abouta year and a half now, so I trust him. He drove up, with two Rating: 5

[dog420]

id fuck him up and burn his house down!!!!!!!!!

[Omun]

sounds like a looser you should jump him and steal his weed.

[Dr. Zoidberg]

I am sorry to hear of your misfortune, my friend.

If a dealer already has what he plans to sell me on hand, I always demand to see it before I pay. It may be more inconvenient for the dealer, but there is a much better chance of customer satisfaction

[DrGonzo]

yeah. I was right pissed...ended up driving 180kph and tossing my bong out the window. and those unbreakable pyrex pipes? they're not unbreakable.

basically I'm going to stop smoking weed for a while, wouldn't be my first time so I'm not too worried...still gonna eat mushrooms though.

but so far, I've thought of destroying his car, burning his house down, robbing him blind, sabotaging his car so he'll die in a horrific crash, poisoning his dogs, feeding his coke stash to his dogs, feeding his coke stash to his MOTHER (who doesn't know hes a dealer), getting a stencil that says "fuck you, pigs! you'll never catch me!" and putting it on the back of his car with oven cleaner...that kinda thing. I figure I'll sit on it for a while, it'll be much sweeter if he has no idea who it was...any ideas would be helpful, though.

[Supportradicalhabits]

put bologna on his car and ity eats away the paint

suck on a jolly rancher for about 30 secs(to get it sticky) then press it on his car windows(so that each one sticks to a window) when he goes to pull them off it cracks his windows

GL, people like that deserve far worse then what i have said, like maybe even sugar in the gas tank, or a blunt object being shoved into their eye

[KronicKing]

do everythin and tell his parents afterwards then he'll have a bunch fucked up shit and no place to crash

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

man what a dumbass(the other dude not you) man haha make sure that mother fucker gets what he deserves

[Phresh as it Gets]

or you could kill him by sneaking up to his car sometime (while noone is watchin, with a disguise and hair nets and gloves...etc) and pour a carton of orange juice in his gas tank (gas and oj makes napalm) so when he turns on his car KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!

[DrGonzo]

actually, best way to blow a car is to get a pingpong ball and a hypodermic syringe...fill the ball with laundry ammonia (buy it at walmart) and put a bit of tape over it. drop it into the tank and run like hell...ammonia + gasoline = kaboom!