I will start from the beggining. This is the 1st time I ever used drugs.

When I was 11. Which was 26 years ago.

The year was 1980 and I was living in Largo, Fl. It was a sunny afternoon in Florida and I was hanging out with my friends at the new fort we had just built. It was behind a shed in Old lady McCrakin's yard. She was a cranky old lady but somehow we managed to build this fort on her property.

So over comes Louie Fortunato and he said he had some weed and that he wanted to get me stoned. I am like. OK whatever. So we smoke this FAT joint and I didn't know how I should feel. My head was spinning and I was running around with my arms flapping thinking I could fly. I did this for a little bit and then I came back in the fort and Louie asked me if I was High and I said, man, I am all fucked up.
Then he told me the joint was tobacco.
What a fucker.
Now, I know why that joint was so FAT!