I think the only 'right' reason to commit suicide is if youre either in Iraq/Afghanistan, taken hostage and about to have yer head lopped off... damn if I was there, Id take one of those bastards AK47s, shoot a few of em in the nads then turn the thing on myself if I couldnt escape.
Or if you were in the WTC when it was burning. Fuck burning to death, Id rather take the window option.