Help please!

[Up In Smoke 420]

I heard you could piss in a glass and let it evaporate then scrape the bottom stuff that's left on the glass as piss. But I forgot how they made it into a liquid again. Anybody know? If you could do this then just go clean for a month and piss a shit load for you have enough of that stuff to pass like 10 tests.

[slipknotpsycho]

I heard you could piss in a glass and let it evaporate then scrape the bottom stuff that's left on the glass as piss. But I forgot how they made it into a liquid again. Anybody know? If you could do this then just go clean for a month and piss a shit load for you have enough of that stuff to pass like 10 tests.

i'm pretty sure most poeple would do this except, even in a fridge piss will only be 'good' for so long.. pretty much safe to say that even if you took two pisses before you smoked again, by the time the 2nd test came around the piss would show 'inconclusive results' and you'd just have to take it again..

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Come on, guys. This job is the only one I'm going to be able to get until I turn 16 in August.

I need tips on cleaning my system out, not people telling me to find another job.

What's this jello method someone was talking about?

[Kaya420]

If nothing comes down Ill send you 10 Jars of clean piss, for a nice new bong

[420purplehaze420]

dont take a job that makes you pee for them, or use a buddys clean piss

[TheAtomicPunk]

yah, same, kinda; I am applying for my first job (im 16) run by the City of Arlington. There's this new small waterpark opening and im gonna try to get concessions (8 an hour, good for first job)...ne way, it said on the application "For some positions a drug and alcohol test may be required". I am assuming anyone applying for lifeguard would have to, but not concessions right??? My parents said i may have to get a physical sayin i don't have hepititis or any of those diseases (cuz i'll be handing out food), but they wont test my piss for cheeba will they?

The doctors do NOT test you for drugs or alchohol during your physical, they only ask you if you drink and/or smoke. Just say no and you're alright


I would never get a job with the city. Monthly drug tests are not my thing. Also, do you have to join the union? Cuz they always take a huge portion out of your paycheck... fuckin Union...(sorry for anyone that works for them, but I hate union fee's)

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

It's working for the city, and all city/state/gov't employees have to get drug tested. Now, please help me!

[TheAtomicPunk]

They have pills for this, I had a few but they got flushed. Ask around school, they prolly have them at headshops I'm sure. Otherwise start running, get on a treadmill, it's good for you anyways Not much else I know :/

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

B-b-b-b-bump.

[slipknotpsycho]

dude the only 100% method is detox agents you can buy online or buy from headshops.. there's no 100% safe home method.. if you do decide to go the safe route, they aren't cheap.... a 1 time dose (depending on the product it can be a cup or more of some funky liquid or up to 30 or so pills, if i were you i'd go with pills) can easily run 70-80 bucks for the good ones (don't go cheap, i have a saying about the cheap ones, you go cheap you go jail, tho you wont' actually go to jail, it's just a saying)... if you do decide on them, make sure you open the box atleast a couple of days before the test, because they all have diffrent instructions and they have to be followed exactly to make sure they work right, if you just sit there taking all the pills while sipping water you're going to fail your test.. also, when shopping for your detox agent.. look for the ones with a 200% or more money back gaurantee, because if they didn't work, they wouldnt' be making money, matter of fact they'd be paying out double what they take in..