Help please!

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Hey everybody.

I just applied for a job at the City, and I had to agree to a drug test (and regular drug tests). I need to know how I can keep toking but still pass these drug tests. I really need help on this, I have no intention on divorcing my beloved Mary Jane for a job. I can stand being seperated from her until I get the job, but I won't give her up for my tenure as a golf course attendant...

Any help is greatly appreciated,

Jake


P.S. I know this belongs in the drug testing forum, but no one's helping there...Help!

P.E.N.G.U.I.N. Reviewed by P.E.N.G.U.I.N. on 03-05-2006. Help please! Hey everybody. I just applied for a job at the City, and I had to agree to a drug test (and regular drug tests). I need to know how I can keep toking but still pass these drug tests. I really need help on this, I have no intention on divorcing my beloved Mary Jane for a job. I can stand being seperated from her until I get the job, but I won't give her up for my tenure as a golf course attendant... Any help is greatly appreciated, Jake P.S. I know this belongs in the drug testing Rating: 5

[VoidLivesOn]

Wow regular drug tests? Sure thats the kind of job you wanna have? Cause everytime you smoke your ganna have to worry about getting it out your system whenever the test comes around.Pretty soon you'll get sick of one or the other.

[Faultydesign]

I reccomend, buying clean urine.

[TipTIP]

read up about the jello method.

[toothpaste100]

Get a job that isn't being run by assholes.

[hihigh]

this thread is packed with useful information, lol.


sorry penguin, i duno man!

[d00d989]

penguin, theres loads of decent jobs where you only have to take a test when u first get the job. find one of those

having to worry about those drug tests every time u smoke will suck big dick

[BigHomie]

Hey everybody.

I just applied for a job at the City, and I had to agree to a drug test (and regular drug tests). I need to know how I can keep toking but still pass these drug tests. I really need help on this, I have no intention on divorcing my beloved Mary Jane for a job. I can stand being seperated from her until I get the job, but I won't give her up for my tenure as a golf course attendant...

Any help is greatly appreciated,

Jake

P.S. I know this belongs in the drug testing forum, but no one's helping there...Help!

do you have any idea how often you will be tested after the initial test? will you have any kind of warning before each test?

[1234abcd]

yeah , listen to DOOD989...pre employment drug screens...any others..fuck that

[slipknotpsycho]

well i can give you some tips (aside from buying detox agents that are specifially designed to make you pass your test) i can't guarantee any will work 100% just myths i've picked up (some aren't quite so myths) first drink alot of water all the time... and the few days before your piss test, especially make sure you drink atleast 1 gal a day, and you are going to have to work out.. hard.. i'm pretty sure i heard that the more you sweat the faster it's getting out of your system can't really hurt to try.. night before the pisstest take 3-4 AZO cranberry pills (they're originally for urinary tract infections and stuff but i've heard more rumors about these things cleaning piss then any other conventional home method) or my personal favorite... soak your dick in bleach.. may not clean your system out.. but when you whip it out make sure they see it and say.. "man.. i knew i shoulda tested that girl before i fucked her" i betcha they won't even wanna touch the cup lol....

or, you could always just buy someone's clean piss... you could also quit for a few months... some places around here say you have to agree to an inital test, then you are subject to more testing, but in reality they give you like 2-3 tests and if you come up perfectly clean, and don't act like a dope-fiend on your job then they don't test you anymore...