Ive had many close calls
Weed Related:
1. Smokin a fatty rolled by the nigga will O in this rich ass denver neighborhood (The Preserve if anyone lives in denver). My homie will said that cops cant enter the neighbor hood becuase they have their own security (which seemed plausible because another nice neighbor hood in the area called cherry hills, some people have probably heard of it the LPGA tournament was there in 05, has the same no cops policy) so anyways we were smokint his blunt and a cop rolled up and will threw the blunt into this field that was behind us but the cop said he smelled it. He told us he would let us go if we just emptied the bag on the ground and stomped on it. So will (fake) stomped it and he drove off. We pretended to drive away but then we went back and got the weed of the ground and found the blunt and got wayyyy high. He let us go cuz it was christmas eve haha.
2. Just got done smokin a blunt and we parked at this park in my neighbor hood. A cop pulled up behind us and he smelled the weed so he had probable cause to search so i just gave him what we had left (like .02 grams in an envelope) and he just called the drivers parents and made me and my two friends call somebody for a ride. Luckily my friend and one of the kids who was with me's brother had just driven by so they picked us up. The drivers parents called my parents but i told my mom i wasnt smoking so i didnt get in trouble. this was like 2 weekends ago

Alcohol Related:
I had a huge party and the cops showed up, i was leaving my house and i got breathlyzed, blew a .2 and the cop let me go and just told me not to let it happen again.