another one was when i was smoking some bowls in my room, and i lysoled the fuck out of it, and my dad and mom came home, and asked why it smelled that good, and asked if i was smoking dope, and i was still high, and told them that i was smoking opium through a ten foot pipe (jokingly of course) and my dads like "well thats O.K. as long as it wasnt marijuana" and i just smile and shut the door. funny shit.