Stoner things that happen but only when ur stoned :) :D

[yoda]

me and 2 of my friends stood in my living room for about 15 mins shooting each other in the face with a nerf gun.

[StOneD.aS.FuK]

yea, haha just the other day, after it was raining and the road was all wet, me and some mates just come back from a a sesh down the pines, and we were walking back up to school, down the road where cars drive to get out of the school campus, from the car park, and theres a hairpin bend to get out of it. and usually cars manage quite well driving turning around that.

but we all just had a some filthy hyrdo (good shit) and i was trippin, then as we were walkin towards the hairpin bend on the road, this fourwheel drive came around the corner and lost control and spun out.. lol it was really funny cause it was a teacher and he was swearing his head off. haha and just his facial expression got me in a laughing fit. he managed to get turn the car back around,

but yea weird things do happen when your stoned. and you always ask yourself "hmmm am i trippin or did that really just happin?!"

[StOneD.aS.FuK]

oh yea another fucked up thin happened last week too,
we were all stoned (about 5 of us) sitting on the hill, sunny day,
and we deiced to light the dead dry grass.
once we did, we looked at it and discovered it was in the shape of an upsidedown cross...pointing to me and a freind...it was weird bacasue this one cross was pointing to both me and a freind, updide down, dont know how, then i burnt a patch next to me, and it looked like an arrow pointing to the collage (to my right)
then not even 10 seconds AT LEAST 300 plovers came swooping from nowhere just circling the buliding (never seen so many plovers in my life, they have poisin in their claws too) and they were swooping where the arror was pointing,,,

hmmm freaky huh?? ...im used to weird shit happenin to me now, so its nothin new haha. but still pretty trippy

[Swizzy89304]

Whats a plover? And weird things seem to happen to me when Im waiting to pick up...
I was waiting for the middleman behind the pub, and I start to hear a couple of mopeds. No big deal. Then from the corner of my eye, these two chavs appear on them really small motorbike things.
Im so glad I wasnt high right then, although I was still contemplating whether Id gone mad.

[duckfool]

i couple of times i'v got into the elevator in my apartment, the door closes, and i stand there waiting to go down, then i realize about 6 minutes later (this is normally a 15 second ride), that i forgot to press the button for the floor i wanted...

[1234abcd]

i couple of times i'v got into the elevator in my apartment, the door closes, and i stand there waiting to go down, then i realize about 6 minutes later (this is normally a 15 second ride), that i forgot to press the button for the floor i wanted...

LOL 6 minutes later. Thats a long time, but I can picture it I guess.

Yeah..at stop lights I've stopped at Greens, sped up at Reds. At stop signs, I've sat there waiting for it to turn Green (while there was a cop at one side of the 4 way stop, just waiting for me to go). Oh you know just stupid shia.

[DazedNblazed]

Me and a friend are sitting on this ledge thats above a sidewalk just chillin we just got done smoking and were waiting for our ride well one car is rolling down the street about 80mph and T-bones another car , and its a huge accident both cars were totalled and were just sitting there like fuck did that actually just happen.

[duckfool]

LOL 6 minutes later. Thats a long time, but I can picture it I guess.

Yeah, its strange. the times that its happened, i get really comfortable and dont really feel like im in an elevator. I just kind of leaned there and waited, but not for anything in particular, then it hit me i was in an elevator and i got a little worried cause i figured something must have been wrong with the elevator if if the door hadnt opened by then.

[StOneD.aS.FuK]

a plover is a bird.

they nest all over the fields, and if you go within 10 meters to them the will swoop you,

and they have a poisin valve under their wing, and can actually hurt you.

they are protected too so thats why there are so many, but ive never seen so many in the same place.

[StickyFinger]

Drop your spliff?