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    Stoner things that happen but only when ur stoned :) :D

    Quote Originally Posted by Tmar.aLL.DaYmar
    stoner things that happen when your stoned.


    ahh.. redundancy makes me giggle.
    Yeah now Im sober, I realise just how retarded this thread was.
    Swizzy89304 Reviewed by Swizzy89304 on . Stoner things that happen but only when ur stoned :) :D Im just wondering if anyone apart from me has weird stoner experiences, but they only heffalumpity lumpy happen when ur stoned. Its like ive jus come back in from havin a J, and when I sat down on cannabis.com the song 'bang a gong' came on tv on challen 1 (BBC1). and thats my password that some MOM site gave me for a password. it made me laugh. :rasta: :rasta: anyone else have anythin happen like thsi but only whhen theyre stoned? :rasta: :pimp: :smokin: :dance: :dance: :dance: Rating: 5

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    Stoner things that happen but only when ur stoned :) :D

    Here's the kinda thoughts I have in my head when I'm stoned(like now). When I was reading this thread, when I got to the part about more sensitive hearing I figured, well since I'm high, maybe I have sensitive hearing right now. So I listen real hard at the sounds around me, and all of a sudden I think of cockroaches scuttling across the carpet and I can picture the like a discovery channel thing, zooming up on a cockroach creeping across the the room.

    Totally random thinking, but it's funny shit sometimes.

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    Stoner things that happen but only when ur stoned :) :D

    When I'm stoned I always find my way home somehow, like a horse finding it's way to the stable. I don't even think of where I'm cycling, I always take the shortest route. And I don't even remember. Sometimes I'm home and thinking how the fuck did I get here.
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    Stoner things that happen but only when ur stoned :) :D

    Dude me and my friend were chillin, looking at a Mountain Dew bottle today, and for the first time, I noticed in small print on the label it says

    Dew. Be Dew. Be Dew.

    It was the funniest thing ever

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    Stoner things that happen but only when ur stoned :) :D

    Quote Originally Posted by Hollandica
    When I'm stoned I always find my way home somehow, like a horse finding it's way to the stable. I don't even think of where I'm cycling, I always take the shortest route. And I don't even remember. Sometimes I'm home and thinking how the fuck did I get here.
    I'v done the same thing plenty of times. Usually when I smoke out my dealer, i'll be walking back from his house aimlessly (especially the first time, cus I had NO clue where I was, the subburbs get confusing sometimes) and end up home somehow. I am always paranoid walking home stoned though, I usually have stuff on me and try my hardest not to look crazy to the drivers :stoned:

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    Stoner things that happen but only when ur stoned :) :D

    once wen me and two friends were gettin high, we had agroup hallucination that we were all tangled up in this string. this went on for like 45 mins, with us getting more tangled and falling over and stuff, till the string just dissapeared.

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    Stoner things that happen but only when ur stoned :) :D

    Quote Originally Posted by dj defibrillator
    If I ever leave or do anything that requires me putting on a button-up shirt I always go through the following process of buttoning it up:

    1. Yep, the buttons are all lined up perfectly. I'm positive.
    2. Start buttoning, from the top down, until I reach the last button and find...
    3. What! The last button and two holes left! How did that happen!

    That's why i start from the bottom.

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    Stoner things that happen but only when ur stoned :) :D

    i had a friend who lived down the street from me that i used to smoke with. One night he got fucking baked as hell, and headed home. Well he got lost, and ended up sleeping outside. The next day he asked me what had happened last night, but i couldnt tell him cause i was fucking laughing so hard.

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    Stoner things that happen but only when ur stoned :) :D

    If im not doing anything that needs my attention when im stoned like play games or talk i just sit there and ponder life then I feel like ive uncoverd a major conspiracy then just shrug it off than think some more. I remember one was sumthing like i thought that the IRS invented water so that they could sell ppl botteld water and in the tap so they could still get money from ppl who didnt pay lol it was so convicing to.

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    Stoner things that happen but only when ur stoned :) :D

    sometimes i'll be walking around the house, maybe looking for something, maybe just strolling around, and i'll find myself standing still looking in 1 place lost in deep thought. then i will realize that i had been there for like 2 minutes and laugh and keep going

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