I'm fucking sick of these ignorant professionals.

Delta-9-Tetrahydracannabinol is a chemical cousin to Andanamide, which is a natural body chemical. Andanamide is a slightly less potent chemical as THC, but it has the exact same effects on your mind and body. Your body naturally produces the chemical to help with spastic nerves, reduce pain, and relieve the mind of very mild depression.

So, technically, we're all medical marijuana patients.

Chew on that, bitches!