There's a controversy brewing here...

[beachguy in thongs]

If I were privy to that information, I would say that Beachguy wears a g-string. Unless you're wearing them on your head or something else that I really don't want to know about.

I'm gonna PM Ron and see if I can change my handle to Beachguy in a thong.

As soon as I figure out how to crack the system.

Which I can't.

So, I won't try, guess, I'm stuck.