if anyone spills bong water on breaks my bong or bowl or drops the cherry on my couch they will catch a seriuos beatdown.
this one fool was smoking rock in my restroom during a party.i caught him after telling him not to and i broke his jaw and was trying to choke the life from him but i was restrained.
my rule is dont be a dumbfuck
I agree! I hate it when people act like they're fucking stupid. That's like my rule well I have 2 rules...

Rule number one can't be broken and I have no tolerance for this, doing drugs around my son. Like one time a group of my roommates friends came over to snort a line. Hey you know I do it once in a great while in the privacy of my own bedroom, Well my son who is starting to learn to walk and play was sitting right there, They started snorting and got into it over who'd get the last line..I walked in and fucking punched my roommate in the nose (i'm a 5'5 chick mind you, he is 6'5 and huge!) He said what was that for, I said for breaking my only RULE that I have around my son. (my roommate his also my sons father)He was like what was the big deal, my son was sitting there watching them fight over who'd get the last snort, blowing dust everywhere...So then I punched him in the stomach for bringing in idiot friends who wasted there dust anyway.Not much of a snoter, but Come on dude this is my kid we are talkin' about here!

Rule number 2, is more of a Joke, my friends call me peaceful Chong cause I'm always so mellow and peaceful when it comes to fights and such. We'll once I was at a party, and my friend who is a large guy always turns into an asshole, everyone tells him to shut the hell up but he only listens to me, because we're so close. Well we went into the party, he turned into an idiot,and I was in a different room enjoying my buzz, when someone came over and said "you gotta get him, he is gonna piss people off" At first I was like who cares and then i figured why should I have to be the one to deal with this all the time, So i walked in to the room, punched him in the mouth,and said "Shut the fuck up"He looked up at me and was like OMG i can't believe you just did that....his mouth was wide open. He said "Why'd you do that' and i was like you didn't follow my rule, when you come around a party enjoy yourself, but don't make time miserable for everyone else....So now they call me combact chong lol....

I don't like rules, i don't want to be the bitch who has to make em, but at the same time people who come in that you don't know you have to set a limit, and for people who do no, should get there ass kicked for not informing the stupid outsiders of the guidelines...

well that's all folks!!:rasta: