Any rules you enforce when smokin with friends?

[Microsoft Certified]

person who rolls the blunt gets to spark it. then person whos weed it is gets 2s then person who got the swishers is 3rd then fours for the person who ........then it goes by seniority whos been around longer not by age!? but by grouping shit peacing and whos benn inthe group longest age ppl tend to get pissy too

[yoda]

- 2 hits on a j, then pass / 3 hits on a blunt then pass
- whoever rolls, sparks
- if its 3 ppl smoking, atleast 3 bowls will be packed to ensure everyone gets greens, rotation stays same

[chisme]

like reefer rougue i smoke a couple hits like a quart the joint then pass they smoke a quart then pass back and so on.

where i live most of us smoke so we normaly have lots more then an 8th each so we normaly have one rolled up b the other person anyway,

its not like we sit down and smoke a joint between us. we sit down and smoke a joint each lol

call me unsociable but i dont like smoking other people shit they never roll the joint well enoutgh and it never taste the same. if i share a joint with someone i have to roll another just for me after wards or i just dont feel it.


doesnt matter who it is when i smoke someone else joints....2mins later im allways like ''ok lets roll a proper jont now'' anyone else get that?

[ghandi]

Don't Blow into the Bong!!

Aye same here mate :thumbsup:

[chisme]

if anyone spills bong water on breaks my bong or bowl or drops the cherry on my couch they will catch a seriuos beatdown.
this one fool was smoking rock in my restroom during a party.i caught him after telling him not to and i broke his jaw and was trying to choke the life from him but i was restrained.
my rule is dont be a dumbfuck

yeah that is 100% right i hate that i told a fucking idiot not to sniff in my room the i went downstairs and came back up to find him using my sub speaker as a desk to sniff it from. i threw him out the cunt.

if someone told me not to smoke weed/ciggerettes in their house i wouldnt.

[beachguy in thongs]

Don't burn up the Weed (with the lighter).

[ImStonedNILikeIt]

if anyone spills bong water on breaks my bong or bowl or drops the cherry on my couch they will catch a seriuos beatdown.
this one fool was smoking rock in my restroom during a party.i caught him after telling him not to and i broke his jaw and was trying to choke the life from him but i was restrained.
my rule is dont be a dumbfuck

I agree! I hate it when people act like they're fucking stupid. That's like my rule well I have 2 rules...

Rule number one can't be broken and I have no tolerance for this, doing drugs around my son. Like one time a group of my roommates friends came over to snort a line. Hey you know I do it once in a great while in the privacy of my own bedroom, Well my son who is starting to learn to walk and play was sitting right there, They started snorting and got into it over who'd get the last line..I walked in and fucking punched my roommate in the nose (i'm a 5'5 chick mind you, he is 6'5 and huge!) He said what was that for, I said for breaking my only RULE that I have around my son. (my roommate his also my sons father)He was like what was the big deal, my son was sitting there watching them fight over who'd get the last snort, blowing dust everywhere...So then I punched him in the stomach for bringing in idiot friends who wasted there dust anyway.Not much of a snoter, but Come on dude this is my kid we are talkin' about here!

Rule number 2, is more of a Joke, my friends call me peaceful Chong cause I'm always so mellow and peaceful when it comes to fights and such. We'll once I was at a party, and my friend who is a large guy always turns into an asshole, everyone tells him to shut the hell up but he only listens to me, because we're so close. Well we went into the party, he turned into an idiot,and I was in a different room enjoying my buzz, when someone came over and said "you gotta get him, he is gonna piss people off" At first I was like who cares and then i figured why should I have to be the one to deal with this all the time, So i walked in to the room, punched him in the mouth,and said "Shut the fuck up"He looked up at me and was like OMG i can't believe you just did that....his mouth was wide open. He said "Why'd you do that' and i was like you didn't follow my rule, when you come around a party enjoy yourself, but don't make time miserable for everyone else....So now they call me combact chong lol....

I don't like rules, i don't want to be the bitch who has to make em, but at the same time people who come in that you don't know you have to set a limit, and for people who do no, should get there ass kicked for not informing the stupid outsiders of the guidelines...

well that's all folks!!:rasta:

[Skink]

I smoke alone,with nobody else!!!

[beachguy in thongs]

So do I, 99.99% of the time.

[KronicKilla]

the only real rule i have is that if i sell ya weed than you smoke me up