So I do hope you have been practising the tune - its very catchy. Here it is again

http://www.ww1photos.com/Mademoisell...mentieres.html


It was sung by British soldiers in the hellish trenches of WW1. The lyrics are my own - well mine and the Widows. Its about Love, College and the torment of existential angst......well mebbe not - but you can judge for yourselves

Likem, you know I was looking at your avatar - reminds me of a production of Metamorphosis that I saw many years ago on PBS before it that station turned to crap. It had elements like that in it - the dancers slithered sideways producing rapidly crossing shadows - very dramitic and a bit unsettling. Anyway one good character assassination deserves another doncha think? This is for you sweetie!

Sing along...

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Odius to Likem Clever - Altagid and the White Widow '06

Mademoiselle from Dubya U - Parlez vous!
Mademoiselle from Dubya U - Parlez vous!
You dont have to know her long
She's the reason men go wrong!

Hinkey Dinkey Parlez Vous!

Mademoiselle from Dubya U - Parlez vous!
Mademoiselle from Dubya U - Parlez vous!
She's got four legs. She's got no boobs!
She slithers around thats the way she moves!

Hinkey Dinkey Parlez Vous!

Oh she like's them clever yes she does!- Parlez vous!
Oh she likes them clever sure she does!- Parlez vous!
She likes 'em smart She likes 'em dumb
And she likes six inches in her bum!

Hinkey Dinkey Parlez Vous!

Oh the Prof he says its failing grade! - Parlez vous!
Oh the Prof he says its failing grade! - Parlez vous!
Oh the Prof he says its failing grade
Bend over the table I'll give you an A!

Hinkey Dinkey Parlez Vous!

Oh she took trig and algebra II - Parlez vous!
Oh she took trig and algebra II - Parlez vous!
Oh she took trig and algebra II
And fucked her way through calculus too!

Hinkey Dinkey Parlez Vous!

She'll do it for As she'll do it for Bs - Parlez vous!
She'll do it for As she'll do it for Bs - Parlez vous!
Oh she'll do it for A she'll do it for Bs
Fridays she'll even do it for Ds

Hinkey Dinkey Parlez Vous!

Oh she slithers around with her ass in air - Parlez vous!
Oh she slithers around with her ass in air - Parlez vous!
Oh she slithers around with her ass in air
So you can stick it in here
Or stick it in there

Hinkey Dinkey Parlez Vous!


She'll do it for As she'll do it for Bs - Parlez vous!
She'll do it for As she'll do it for Bs - Parlez vous!
Oh she'll do it for A she'll do it for Bs
But she always does it on her knees!

Hinkey Dinkey Parlez Vous!

Oh the Dean he says "Its hard to come back" - Parlez vous
Oh the Dean he says "Its hard to come back" - Parlez vous
Oh the Dean he says "Its hard to come back"
But you can earn your degree while on your back

Hinkey Dinkey Parlez Vous!



Oh the day she blew the football team - Parlez vous!
Oh the day she blew the football team - Parlez vous!
Oh the day she blew the football team
she swallowed it all till she turned green!

Hinkey Dinkey Parlez Vous


Likemclever from Dubya U - Parlez vous!
Likemclever from Dubya U - Parlez vous!
You dont have to know her long
She's the reason men go wrong!


Hinkey Dinkey Parlez Vous
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