oh good gravy mushrooms are fun

but, they're really not for everyone...they're perfect for me, though.

mushrooms, oh god where do I start? they taste horrible, they make you gag, you might even vomit them up again, but good lord is it ever worth it. walking becomes key, water bottles are essential, and never ever trip alone...bring lots of shiny things to look at/play with. have napkins for the slobbery feel (I usually feel like my face is leaking, even though it really isn't) and have something to chew on - something hard, not gum. water bottles work great. make sure you're not doing anything important, make sure you're not going to see anybody important (boss, parents, police!!) and make sure you go and visit with people, because there is nothing funnier than a man on mushrooms.

I'd reccomend a nighttime trip, but that might not be a good idea for a first timer...best bet is to hang with somebody who has done them before and knows what to expect.