Haha .. well this one time i had a mate round and we were doing bukets (gravity bongs) up in my room, we were both rippin away havin a good ole time, i get up to get something, and somehow manage to knock the whole fucking buket over .. worst part is i had bare floorboards back then, all the water went right through!
im like FUCK! i ran downstairs to see the damage .. there was shit loads of water coming through the light socket and wet patches all over the ceiling .. not good! i was too stoned to do anything at the time, i thought maybe if i pretended it hadnt happened it would go away lol.
luckily my mum was out when that happened, she did notice a wet patch on the carpet when she got back though .. i said it must have been the cat lol. was lucky to get away with that one.