i hvae my lighter, i put it in my left pcket of my pants........about 5 sec goes by and i need to spark a bowl so i reach into my right pocket, search my coat, look in my car, check like every pocket i have and still dont find it, then i ask someone for a lighter and then after i give their lighter back i stick my hands in my pockets feeling stupid and pull out my lighter........okay so were out in the woods and its just the guys left because its like 4 am and were all drunk as fuck so we start firewalking for some reason, well after we all hop in it once or twice my friend jumps in and starts freestyling all of a sudden we go GET OUT OF THE FIRE! and the dude had spaced out cause he was rapping and he lit his pant cuffs on fire, it was hilarious. we all do stupid things everyday, but most of them i forget