Hello, my name is Ed, and I'm pathetic.
Hi Ed.

I was using the NO2 in the whipped cream can to get high and I accidently pressed too hard and got a bunch of whipped cream in my nose and on my face. It went far enough into my nose that I tasted it and it was good. I got up and went to the bathroom, but I was currently in a high state. When I got back to my room I was still on a high so I couldn't find the can for like a minute. ...not really interesting.