sometimes when im really fried i'll go to pass the joint and drop it before the person can even grab it......
this one time i was high on e and i got bored so i did a diagnal braid across the back of my head and caked my hair with gel and i dont even think the braid turned out to actually be a braid... but anyway i drew marks on my face like indian war paint with a sharpie and went outside to pay the dealer for more e..... when i got outside i walked up to the car was handing him the money and then i dropped it under the car and yelled "oopsie" and fell on my ass then grabbed the money gave it to him and walked back into the house...... the second my back was turned they started chuckling then laughing hysterically.... i never go outside to pay them anymore.... im too embarrassed:P