Stupid/embarrassing/flat out retarded shit done while high

[LittLeWinG]

do you think im lying? why would i just post lies? wouldnt that be pointless? or mabey my friend lied to me about the amputate threat?

Most likely he lied... you wouldnt get an amputation for a stab wound...especially if its only 1 inch deep.

MEH i dont care :dance:

[mrdevious]

do you think im lying? why would i just post lies? wouldnt that be pointless? or mabey my friend lied to me about the amputate threat?

yes! you're a liar, a dirty rotten liar!

lol, of course you're not lying man, but somebody is, because he simply wouldn't have a leg amputated for a stabwound only to the foot. besides, infection is the only reason to amputate a stab-wound.

[briman]

stupidest thing i ever done was i tried to eat a onion sandwich we had nothing else in to eat and i didnt have ne cash i spent it all on weed so i couldnt even afford ne lol so this sandwich was rough neway never eat a onion sandwich

[rastabill89]

stupidest/most retarded thing i ever did when i was stoned was i was playin with a switchblade, and my friend was over, i was swingin it all over the place (you can see where this is going) my friend streched his foot out, and i accidently stabbed him 1 inch deep. he looked at me he said, did you just stab me? i was like "uhhh i dont think so" so he checks it an he screams AHHHHH im gonna DIEE!!! he went to the hospital, they said if he waited any longer his leg woulda had 2 be amputated. Thank god.

Do I smell another wooman?

[Dr. Dro]

Sometimes I'll be smokin' up and lose my lighter, I have to get
up and look around for it for a few ...until I realize that it was in
my fucking hand the whole time.

[MaRiAh]

sometimes when im really fried i'll go to pass the joint and drop it before the person can even grab it......
this one time i was high on e and i got bored so i did a diagnal braid across the back of my head and caked my hair with gel and i dont even think the braid turned out to actually be a braid... but anyway i drew marks on my face like indian war paint with a sharpie and went outside to pay the dealer for more e..... when i got outside i walked up to the car was handing him the money and then i dropped it under the car and yelled "oopsie" and fell on my ass then grabbed the money gave it to him and walked back into the house...... the second my back was turned they started chuckling then laughing hysterically.... i never go outside to pay them anymore.... im too embarrassed:P

[chisme]

That's it, I'm going to stick it up. But it wont let me use 3GP files and you usually need a plugin to play them. Somebody wanna help me convert it.

And yes, it is exactly like really high pitched "haa hah" cracks me up all the time, and I'm sure you will too.

use imtoo to convert to wmv then upload if not then upload it to putfile.com then link us too it:thumbsup:

[turtle420]

do you think im lying? why would i just post lies? wouldnt that be pointless? or mabey my friend lied to me about the amputate threat?

This might be true!
The human body is VERY complex.

Even if the stab wound was 1 inch, it could have been 1 inch deep, and (god knows) 1mm away form a main artery??? So, if that artery bursts, shit... uuuggghhhhhhhghghghghghhhhhhh.... can't think about blood.

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Stupid stuff done while high?

I'll tell a friend's tale: We went to pump some gas and get some munchies at the gas station... we get the food, pay for the gas, my friend starts pumping the gas... gets in the car, turns it ON, and starts driving off... with the gas nozzle still in his car!

The nozzle broke, and we stopped in about 10 feet... nothing catastrophic because the gas hoses have a "break-away" coupling, for stupid people like my friend. As soon as it breaks away, it shuts-off fuel flow.

In any event, he had to pay for the coupling. ($50 I think).

[pabloescobar209]

Walk around my whole place looking for my keys for 5 minutes when they are in my hand.

[acrca]

Do I smell another wooman?

no, im a dude