Stupid/embarrassing/flat out retarded shit done while high

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Alright so I'm chattin' it up with my friend and we get on to talking about the stupid shit you've done while high. I'm sure there's about 448234245 posts like this but I'm lazy and bored.

I think the stupidest thing I've done was high was when I "whited" for the first time; I waswith my [ex]boyfriend at some girl's house I didn't know. I randomly got up, took off my sweatshirt, stood up, sat down on the ground then layed there for like 10 minutes. Lol, I think I must have looked like a total spaz. I drank and smoked though so I was pretty fucked.

BabyFacedAbortion Reviewed by BabyFacedAbortion on 03-01-2006. Stupid/embarrassing/flat out retarded shit done while high Alright so I'm chattin' it up with my friend and we get on to talking about the stupid shit you've done while high. I'm sure there's about 448234245 posts like this but I'm lazy and bored. I think the stupidest thing I've done was high was when I "whited" for the first time; I waswith my boyfriend at some girl's house I didn't know. I randomly got up, took off my sweatshirt, stood up, sat down on the ground then layed there for like 10 minutes. Lol, I think I must have looked like a total Rating: 5

[NextLineIsMine]

I have a couple favorite stupid things I do. I'll take a walk with my cd player to suddenly flip out that I may have lost it somewhere, then I go waaaaaaait a second as I realize that it would be impossible if im listening to music now. Thinking I didn't put my stoge out, going back to check it incase of a fire, then realizing that it is raining hard as hell after searching through wet leaves for a minute. I would say those are both flat out retarted things to do.:stoned:

[BabyFacedAbortion]

tahaha, going thru wet leaves. That's awesome.

I've lost my piece a bunch of times, as well. I just put it down and COMPLETELY forget where, then 2 minutes later find it again.

[anycraic]

indeed many a time ive wandered a shop for a while before asking myself, what the fuck am i doing here?

[EbelEyes]

One time at a rental store, me and a friend were pretty high. We stood in one spot looking for Halo 2, which there was about 25 of them sitting right in front of us. About two minutes goes by, and I hit my friends arm and declare "Ahh man! Its right there!".

[soxsuk6432]

I can't think of something stupid I've done stoned, because I'm usually at school or my house. But when I used to drink and smoke I made assless chaps and wandered around a shopping mall until we got kicked out.

[Synthesizer Man]

I've done too many things. Mostly misplacing stuff though.

My friend unfortunately let out the funniest laugh ever, and I've got it on my camera phone. Every time I listen to it it cracks me up. He agreed to let me put it on a joke website, so if enough of you petition me for it, I will stick it up. Every time I listen, or even think about it it has me on the floor crying with laughter!

[Poohcat21]

Recently I put like 65 cents worth of postage on a light envelope. It felt so heavy, my husband bitched at me. I know I have done far more stupid things, but I can't remember! I do stupid shit everytime I get stoned, like driving down the wrong side of a median. (I just remembered that):stoned: :stoned: :dance:

[Synthesizer Man]

^^^^ When me and 3 other mates went away on our stoners road trip, there was a time when we all started laughing about our laughs because we all have very bad laughs especially when stoned. So we were laughing about laughing and everytime someone laughed we laughed more...my lungs REALLLLLLY hurt after that

Yes, me and my friend mutually agree that our laughs are funny. He mostly does it when high. When one of us starts laughing, that really is it. I've been on the ground in agony with chest pains unable to breathe because its that bad!

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Tahah when I'm high I do this very airy laugh, like I don't ACTUALLY make the noise of laughing, it's more like "hahh, hahh" but like not laughter. Like laughing very quietly and since I know I do that sometimes I'll try and actually make the laughing sound but itll come out all retarded like a clown on crack or something lol.