Stupid/embarrassing/flat out retarded shit done while high

[halo]

Haha me and my friend got pretty blazed and then made a pizza. When it was done we began to eat it and then we thought how cool it would be to walk around his neighborhood. We walked up and down the street with the pizza in hand. We kept dropping it on the sidewalk and still kept eating it. We dropped it like 5 times. It was good pizza. Also one time i was at my friends house and got naked and he was like are you naked (it was like pitch black and i was across the room.) and i was like umm yah its amazing when your hig. And he was all like thats soo gross.

[Smokey McPot]

This is somthing my dumb cousin just got in trouble for. He was fucked up drunk and high driving. A cop puts on his sirens and lights and my cousin started waving him by and screaming go ahead. Then after a few minutes he realized he was pulling him over and her got a DUI.

One of the funniest things i have heard in a while

[Reefer Rogue]

This is somthing my dumb cousin just got in trouble for. He was fucked up drunk and high driving. A cop puts on his sirens and lights and my cousin started waving him by and screaming go ahead. Then after a few minutes he realized he was pulling him over and her got a DUI.

One of the funniest things i have heard in a while

LOL

[hoodedclum]

Haha .. well this one time i had a mate round and we were doing bukets (gravity bongs) up in my room, we were both rippin away havin a good ole time, i get up to get something, and somehow manage to knock the whole fucking buket over .. worst part is i had bare floorboards back then, all the water went right through!
im like FUCK! i ran downstairs to see the damage .. there was shit loads of water coming through the light socket and wet patches all over the ceiling .. not good! i was too stoned to do anything at the time, i thought maybe if i pretended it hadnt happened it would go away lol.
luckily my mum was out when that happened, she did notice a wet patch on the carpet when she got back though .. i said it must have been the cat lol. was lucky to get away with that one.