Stupid/embarrassing/flat out retarded shit done while high

[Synthesizer Man]

That's it, I'm going to stick it up. But it wont let me use 3GP files and you usually need a plugin to play them. Somebody wanna help me convert it.

And yes, it is exactly like really high pitched "haa hah" cracks me up all the time, and I'm sure you will too.

Synthesizer Man Reviewed by Synthesizer Man on 03-01-2006. Stupid/embarrassing/flat out retarded shit done while high Alright so I'm chattin' it up with my friend and we get on to talking about the stupid shit you've done while high. I'm sure there's about 448234245 posts like this but I'm lazy and bored. I think the stupidest thing I've done was high was when I "whited" for the first time; I waswith my boyfriend at some girl's house I didn't know. I randomly got up, took off my sweatshirt, stood up, sat down on the ground then layed there for like 10 minutes. Lol, I think I must have looked like a total Rating: 5

[mrdevious]

Tahah when I'm high I do this very airy laugh, like I don't ACTUALLY make the noise of laughing, it's more like "hahh, hahh" but like not laughter. Like laughing very quietly and since I know I do that sometimes I'll try and actually make the laughing sound but itll come out all retarded like a clown on crack or something lol.

Heh, exactly the same thing with me. also with my friend nick.

Stupid things when I'm high:

- walked around listening to my ipod, then thought I lost it while I'm still listening to it (as others have done here I see).

- once I was reminiscing (god damnit how do you spell that?) with a friend and said excitedly "oh! I remember.......................................... ........................... actaully no I don't". I tend to be pretty forgetfull, at least when I used to be able to get high.

- Then when I was shrooming I was with 2 friends, they were sitting side-by-side on the couch, and I say "I love you guys so much" and lie down across both their laps. then after some amount of time, I don't know, I asked "you guys, am I lying on top of you?" lol.

[Skink]

I made a pot of coffee today and forgot to put the coffee ground in the basket...

[KronicKilla]

I made a pot of coffee today and forgot to put the coffee ground in the basket...

haha i do that sober

[Synthesizer Man]

My mum once put fruit juice in my tea instead of milk, and she wasn't high either!

I remember this one time I rolled a huge joint as usual, but when I was smoking it I needed the toilet. So I put it out, went to the bathroom (which is tiny) put it down, then when I went to find it I couldn't see it anywhere. i could smell it though! After 10 minutes I found it!

[acrca]

stupidest/most retarded thing i ever did when i was stoned was i was playin with a switchblade, and my friend was over, i was swingin it all over the place (you can see where this is going) my friend streched his foot out, and i accidently stabbed him 1 inch deep. he looked at me he said, did you just stab me? i was like "uhhh i dont think so" so he checks it an he screams AHHHHH im gonna DIEE!!! he went to the hospital, they said if he waited any longer his leg woulda had 2 be amputated. Thank god.

[VoidLivesOn]

HAHAHA I think I got a good one.

So one night I staged a get togeather at my house, of course there was weed and alchohol.So After 4 beers a Hurricane and like 2 bowls it was my turn to load a bowl.Well after I was teh first person to load the first bowl I was sober when I rolled up my weed and put it in my sock.So then later on when I was plastered, I was like fffuuucckk my weeds gone! I didn't care much then.THen the next morning we wanted to have a wake and bake and I was like man I don't know WHERE the fuck I put it, people told me the night before I was even checking the fridge, haha.But the next morning I check my sock and if I could I would have kicked myself in the fucking face.

[mrdevious]

stupidest/most retarded thing i ever did when i was stoned was i was playin with a switchblade, and my friend was over, i was swingin it all over the place (you can see where this is going) my friend streched his foot out, and i accidently stabbed him 1 inch deep. he looked at me he said, did you just stab me? i was like "uhhh i dont think so" so he checks it an he screams AHHHHH im gonna DIEE!!! he went to the hospital, they said if he waited any longer his leg woulda had 2 be amputated. Thank god.

I dunno man, why would they have to amputate an entire leg because of getting stabbed in the foot? and for that matter, why amputate anything? it's a stab wound!

[acrca]

do you think im lying? why would i just post lies? wouldnt that be pointless? or mabey my friend lied to me about the amputate threat?

[LittLeWinG]

stupidest/most retarded thing i ever did when i was stoned was i was playin with a switchblade, and my friend was over, i was swingin it all over the place (you can see where this is going) my friend streched his foot out, and i accidently stabbed him 1 inch deep. he looked at me he said, did you just stab me? i was like "uhhh i dont think so" so he checks it an he screams AHHHHH im gonna DIEE!!! he went to the hospital, they said if he waited any longer his leg woulda had 2 be amputated. Thank god.

LMFAO i rekon thats fucking hilarious "did you just stab me?" LOL