Fakers...

[JunkYard]

I'm personally a light weight, meaning I can take two-three hits of some dank and be out of my mind. I don't act stupid. I just get to where I try to maintain and can't. I stare into nothing, and I get real quiet; everything just seems like a dream and sh!t. Those that toke with me are carrying on conversations, and acting normal, but me . . .I'm just sitting there dazed out and staring into space, haha!

I like blazing alone. That way it doesn't matter how high I get, and I don't feel the need to "maintain".

Never had to fake being high . . .I'm a natural "lightweight"

[dkamthb]

i hate the people who act like smoking is the coolest thing since sliced bread "oh man, im soooooo fucking baked, look at me, i just smoked pot. im soooo cool"

no, no you are not. everyone you are talking to is just as high, we just dont suck at life as well. do potheads everywhere a favor and stop smoking. you embaress us

[dark0ne]

i had this friend that when we were drinking he would act all weird like stumbling arround and slurring his words. I have caught him pouring his drink down the drain many many times. I don't care, but why? why fake being drunk? it doesn't make you look any cooler. usualy the girls arn't faking when they act like that, and just are plain stupid.

[highjinx]

whats the fuckin point??? just drink yourself srupid then you dont have to act!
works for me! *drinks beer*:thumbsup:

[TakeFlight]

saw a bitch do a line of "coke" but it was really mydol, and saw a guy do a line of salt thinking it was coke, fuckin great

[Nochowderforyou]

saw a bitch do a line of "coke" but it was really mydol, and saw a guy do a line of salt thinking it was coke, fuckin great

I once watched a kid smoke an entire pocket lint joint and coomenting after about how great it was.

The same kid, I saw a few years later-I walked into the bathroom at a house party, and there he was, with 2 other crackheads, heating up bleach and such in a spoon to rock it up and smoke. They had just finished doing a round of crack, so they were tweaking and needed more.

[TakeFlight]

ah now thats just fucking pathetic haha

[del...]

some girls do it because they've been brought up to be uptight and frigid around the opposite sex so by pretending to be drunk/high they have an excuse to be promiscuous and be able to say, "i don't remember a thing". boys do it for the misguided 'coolness factor'...just like some talk about "toked up a half oz last night" like it's just the coolest thing in the world.

[Swizzy89304]

I wanted to beat the shit out of him. Last time he did it I told him that a kid told the administrators that he was drunk. And he acted normal from then on. He said he was scared the whole day. Serves him right for faking it. Me and my friend are trying to think of something that will teach him to stop faking it.

Give him a joint of oregano and chilli powder.

[soxsuk6432]

Give him a joint of oregano and chilli powder.

No he smokes he'd tell the difference. We pretended to be talking about someone else who faked drunk and said exactly what he was doing. He got drunk this weekend and didn't fake it so I think it worked.